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I am currently a Web Master by trade and a Renaissance woman by inclination. Meaning, by defination, "a person who has wide interests and is expert in several areas". I am a generalist who can focus on many areas, and have a general "out of the box" personality. In an age whose specialization is specialization, this is frequently more of a curse than a blessing, occassional cocktail parties and trivial pursuit games not withstanding.

I love to create and design in any form. I have experience in digital and print design, animation, all aspects of theatre and visual performance, writing and editing, musical production, and in general things that require analytical problem solving. Buzz words that may or may not belong in the same sentance as my name include: ColdFusion programming, web design, website construction and management, user interface design, documentation specialist, analytical thinkier, project sythesis, graphic design, SQL programming, publication design.

I want to grow up and find a job which utilizes my creativity without asking me daily to jump off a cliff and construct wings on the way down. Like everyone else, I want to be able to afford existance. I am an incredible "Girl Friday", specializing in putting out blazing infernos and leaping tall buildings in a few short leaps. And I am stubbornly convinced there is nothing I cannot do given enough time, inclination, and duct tape.

For more specific details, please see my on-line resume and portfolio. You may also contact me at prehensile_wit@yahoo.com.

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